But before I go, another doppelganger:
Denmark's Nicklas Bendtner and the Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter
If Japan wins tomorrow, will you show me the meaning of being lonely, Nicklas? Via Miya Tokumitsu.
* As her team gets set to battle the plucky Kiwis, The Offside has more, erm, information regarding the mysterious Paraguay Cell-Phone Bosom Girl.
* Oh, and don't forget to root against Italy tomorrow. How could you!? A choke vs. Slovakia could put them out of the tournament, unless they cheat. Which they will surely try to do. Daniele de Rossi, did you pack your falling-down-for-no-reason shoes tomorrow?
* Surprisingly, many English fans at the game versus Slovenia were, in fact, drunk. And some of them wore funny costumes.
* Last but surely not least, the Dutch have a chance to go out of the group stage, like Argentina, at a perfect 3-0-0. What better way to celebrate than purchasing a shirt with Robin Van Persie's screaming face on the inner lining... why, you ask? HERE'S WHY: