These guys got the short end of Affleck's already short stick.
Best Villain: Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman
Vamp of the Year: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman
Best Comedic Sequence: the clan argument in Django Unchained
Couple of the Year: the Canadian ambassador and his Asian wife in Argo
Most Obvious Case of a Film Running out of Money Mid-production: Looper
Vamp of the Year: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman
Best Comedic Sequence: the clan argument in Django Unchained
Couple of the Year: the Canadian ambassador and his Asian wife in Argo
Most Obvious Case of a Film Running out of Money Mid-production: Looper
Most Excessive Reminder that Katy Perry is Bent on World Domination: Rust and Bone
Best Reminder that Katy Perry has a Legitimate Right to World Domination: Katy Perry: Part of Me
Best Dance Sequence: Moonrise Kingdom
(no, not the Katy Perry whale ballet in R&B)
Movie Most Likely to Inspire Karp to Spin his Arm Like a Pinwheel and Fantasize About Hot Chicks with Legs of Steel: Rust & Bone
[M.K.: This is correct. I am doing these things right now.]
Best Reminder that Katy Perry has a Legitimate Right to World Domination: Katy Perry: Part of Me
Best Dance Sequence: Moonrise Kingdom
(no, not the Katy Perry whale ballet in R&B)
Movie Most Likely to Inspire Karp to Spin his Arm Like a Pinwheel and Fantasize About Hot Chicks with Legs of Steel: Rust & Bone
[M.K.: This is correct. I am doing these things right now.]
Best Soundtrack, or Most Excellent Use of "Video Killed The Radio Star": Take This Waltz
Movie Most Likely to Inspire a Move to Canada: Take This Waltz, Zero Dark Thirty
Most Talented Child Actors: all 3 kids in The Impossible, Hushpuppy in Beasts of the Southern Wild!
Movie Most Likely to Inspire a Move to Canada: Take This Waltz, Zero Dark Thirty
Most Talented Child Actors: all 3 kids in The Impossible, Hushpuppy in Beasts of the Southern Wild!
Best Physical Performance: Naomi Watts in The Impossible, the ensemble in Magic Mike
A Movie too Violent: Django Unchained during the dog murder sequence
A Movie not Violent Enough: The Hunger Games, Django Unchained during the flashback sequences
Best Electric Car Product Placement: Savages
Best Redhead: Ruby Sparks in Ruby Sparks
Best Jewish Redhead: Hani F from The Loneliest Planet
A Movie too Violent: Django Unchained during the dog murder sequence
A Movie not Violent Enough: The Hunger Games, Django Unchained during the flashback sequences
Best Electric Car Product Placement: Savages
Best Redhead: Ruby Sparks in Ruby Sparks
Best Jewish Redhead: Hani F from The Loneliest Planet